The four different types of swim parents:
- The Offiicial- Knows everything about swimming, or at least they think so. We as coaches all have our own different styles of handling stroke problems and things we think of as bigger deals than the others. For example, I had a six year old who was an amazing breaststoker. Not a legal breaststoker, but she was very good nonetheless. Her mom would approach me almost every practice and ask me how I was going to fix her kick so that it would be legal. As far as I was concerned, there was no magic fix I could give her to make her kick legal, but we would work on it and with experience and practice the problem would take care of itself. The only thing this parent is concerned with is the legality of their childs stroke, which is important in higher levels of swimming. But in little kids? No! The important thing is that they enjoy what they're doing. If they want to be olympians then I will worry about legality but I just want them to have fun. But this parent does have many redeeming qualities. They're like your own personal rulebook. Because nobody knows the rules like the Official anytime you need to challenge a DQ they can always tell you how and what to say.
- The Screamer- Not an angry parent, but an overexcited one. This is the parent that races up and down the side of the pool along with thier child yelling Kick, Kick! We all have this parent, and to be frank they make the swim meet more exciting. They're like the team cheerleader and have endless amounts of energy. At the end of the meet this parent is always willing to help cut ribbons and give out awards.
- The Who?- No one is really sure if this parent exists, we have never met them or even seen them, but we assume they do because their kid is always at practice.
- The U-Haul- I am pretty sure that this parent manages to bring everything that they own to every single swim meet. I kid you not, I have seen this parent bring a tv and a playstation to the meet. This parent is always easy to find because of the massive amount of kids at their area every meet.
This is not a complete list (of course) nor is it intended to hurt anyones feeling. Without all of these different parents I dont think swim meets could run. There is no way one coach can assume all of these different personalities and still function. What kinds of parents have you encountered?